Sunday, November 29

The Little Black Pancake

St. Thomas Aquinas richly identified Christ's body as a "seamless garment" made by divine hands in a mortal womb. In the Townley passion play called 'The Crucifixion,' Mary, standing by the foot of the cross, watches the body/robe of her son being torn apart:
To deth my dere is dryffen
His robe is all to-ryffen
That of me was him gyffen
And shapen with my sydys
The notion of a seamless garment was once miraculous, but today, in an age of fancy sewing machines, we can go into any department store and find plenty of clothes with tags that say something like, "Touch me! I'm seamless" or "I'm seam-free 'n' carefree!" (Most of them happen to be women's underthings.) But there's another item of clothing, one that predates Christ, that is usually seamless: the beret. Ancient Greeks in military service were the first to wear them, and they've been a part of fashion history, inside and outside the military, ever since. Click here for more about the history of the beret.

I've lately become quite fond of this simple, malleable pancake of hats, and not just because— unlike a pillbox or bowler—you can stuff it into your coat pocket or purse. I bought my first, a little black one, a few months ago for a few bucks, and have been wearing it most days since then because it's my most glamorous and subtle accessory. Every time I don it, I am amazed by how simple it is—a mere poof of fabric!—and still how smart and pleasant. It makes the fedora seem needlessly complicated in comparison.

I'll leave you with two images. Elsa Schiaparelli and Marlene Dietrich in berets. (Be thankful. I could have linked to Ché instead.)

P.S. Image at top is of Greta Garbo.

Saturday, November 28

Holiday Shopping? Click to the Front of the Line.

Every year, Christmas seems to come sooner, or rather it is thrust upon us sooner. There's hardly time to enjoy the Thanksgiving feast with the Christmas tunes already blaring and Black Friday sales creeping in so early that there's barely time to clear the table before heading to the mall.

As much as I love the holidays, and holiday shopping, I couldn't work myself up to get excited about fighting the crowds and standing in line this year. So I didn't. This year I enjoyed the wonders of Black Friday online. I know holiday shopping online is not a new practice, but this was my first season fully embracing it. After all, it's hard to find a negative about shopping from the comfort of your own home: just you, your computer, a cup of coffee and your credit card. Of course, I'm sure shopping traditionalists will find points of disagreement, but I have a hard time seeing the negative side of a practice that allows me more time for watching my favorite holiday movies.

This year many online retailers made shopping from home even easier by running online Black Friday sales and offering free shipping deals. Amazon.com has been running its Black Friday online sales and "lightning" deals all week, and other major retailers like Target and Walmart have been running special online only sales in addition to their in-store sales. Plus, if you didn't get your fill of holiday deals this weekend, Cyber Monday is right around the corner.

Granted shopping online doesn't allow you the fun of peeking in store windows, or browsing the shelves, and you miss the wonders of the food court. It does, however, save you the frustration of fighting the crowds and racing for a parking space at the mall. And who couldn't use a little spared sanity at the holidays?

Thursday, November 26

Pop with an Image on Top

She calls herself Lady GaGa. It's a crown of a name that reminds me of other Ladies—among them Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment, Lady Fortune, Lady Philosophy, and ... Lady Fame. Her last album, released three days ago, is titled "The Fame Monster" and the one before that "The Fame." I think there was a wasted opportunity on the latter. Imagine how scrumptiously tautological her CD would have been had she christened it "Lady Fame" instead: four four-letter words on a piece of plastic with four sides. How dizzingly cool is that?

But back to GaGa. I've been thinking about her because one friend asked me the other day, "Why is she mainstream? She's so freakish."

After looking through her videos again, hearing her songs isolated from the videos, and then reading the lyrics isolated from the music, I'm convinced that she is a very tame fame monster, decidedly un-freakish.

First of all, she sings, like everybody else, about love, or some version of it—attraction, lust, etc.—and its attendant complications. Her latest hit is called "Bad Romance." Lyrics here. Part of the refrain: "I want your love and / I want your revenge / You and me could write a bad romance." (It's another take of Catullus's imperishable odi et amo, "I hate and I love.") I don't see anything weirdly alienating about these or other lyrics. There are some strange turns of phrase, like "leather-studded kiss in the sand," but that's not strange enough to be off-putting for most people. The same goes for her music, a usual offering of throbbing, glittery pop.

It is GaGa's image that sets her apart. She is, ultimately, a high fashion performance artist. But her images aren't that strange because they borrow on visual vocabularies we already know. Her videos read like bizarre Vogue fashion spreads in perpetual motion. They are filled with somewhat odd (but never ugly) things. For "Bad Romance" she collaborated with designer Alexander McQueen; his racous, otherwordly heels are everywhere in the video. GaGa even has a sequence wearing a geometric, money-colored outfit by McQueen that's as shiny as coins. The echo here might be Ginger Rogers donning a skimpy coin costume in "Gold Diggers of 1933." Decay, decadence, and desire are all wrapped into one package; it's an aside that meshes in with the video's general mood of conflict and confusion.

Lady GaGa's videos have traces of contemporary artists in them (e.g. Matthew Barney)—and this at least shows that she's a student of this art and wants her pieces to be seen in a somewhat similar light. But her images seem so tame and mousy next to those by the likes of Barney. (Just type in Cremaster Cycle into YouTube, or click this, and you'll understand.) And Lady GaGa has at least once directly riffed off the work of a contemporary artist. Art blogger Paddy Johnson noticed that when GaGa performed "Bad Romance" at the end of a recent Gossip Girl episode, her giant-dress-and-three-ladder stunt was eerily similar to a work of art by Dana Karwas and Karla Karwas, Party Dress, exhibited this fall at the Dumbo Art Under the Bridge Festival. This amounts to stealing an idea, and it certainly won't get contemporary artists to warm to GaGa.

Note that in GaGa videos, you never see her making music. That's too authentic or earnest or plain; she is a master of fabrication, artifice, show. She doesn't tell a story of heartache plainly. She tells it through strange, polished images. And to tell it she happens to choose a character that's quite in vogue now: the femme fatale. After all, today's hottest prince charming happens to be a vampire named Edward Cullen. And in some worlds, such as that painted by Edvard Munch, the vampire and the femme fatale are one and the same.

But note that Lady GaGa is a femme fatale who starts out as vulnerable and ends up victorious. In "Paparazzi" her lover wrongs her, she sheds some tears, and then she merrily poisons him—and in the process regains her immense fame. In "Bad Romance," for every flash of her as a sexy conquerer, we see her soft, doe-eyed, with a halo of light pink hair. She's half-naked and crying in a tub while two very mean automaton women drag her out of the tub so she might later dance in a diamond collar before a host of creepy men, bidding on her. The bridal dress Lady GaGa wears when walking toward the man who bought her (and toward the marriage bed) is a brilliant symbol of her as a vulnerable femme fatale. Her dress is a bride's, but the train is made of a polar bear's snowy hide, snarling head included at the back. Watch the video for yourself to see how she is ultimately victorious. Hint: It involves a spit-fire bra.

What's most curious about Lady GaGa is that her videos suggest that the video a musician makes is just as important as, if not more important than, the song he or she writes. The word "musician" in this context doesn't fit. It's old hat. "Performer" and "artist" are more apt and more common parlance anyway. Lady Gaga marries the terms as a performance artist—granted, a second-rate one that's pretty tame, but she's pushing music further into the realm of images, and that's a fascinating trajectory to watch, especially when she's wearing whimsical hats. As the Romans said, mirabile visu!

(P.S. For those interested in a terrific history of fame, try 'The Frenzy of Renown" by Leo Braudy.)

(P.P.S. h/t to Paul Champaloux for reminding me about Lady GaGa's hat collection!)

It Takes a Little 'Courage'

This season marks some of our favorite traditions here at TBATC, chief among them, the pumpkin spice latte of course. But coming in a close second is the pardoning of the National Turkey. After all, it's not often we get to hear such stirring words from the President as: "I hereby pardon ‘Courage’ so that he can live out the rest of his days in peace and tranquility in Disneyland." Obama was following in a tradition we have yet to fully understand but will never cease to be amused by. Every year, for at least the last several administrations, the president formally pardons one lucky turkey and a runner up. These turkeys used to go live at Frying Pan Park, a petting farm in Northern Virginia, but more recent birds have been sent off to live the dream at Disneyland. For more, here's the WSJ's coverage of the White House event. More entertaining than the actual event, of course, is a West Wing rendition.

And finally, what's a holiday without the Peanuts Gang? Today marks Peanuts creator Charles Schulz's birthday. So in honor of Schulz and the gang, we bring you a small holiday treat.

Happy Thanksgiving, from our corner to yours.

Friday, November 20

Before Bo

Before there was the Obamas' Bo, there was Jimmy Stewart's Beau.

Below this little paragraph you'll see a clip of Jimmy reciting his poem about Beau on the Johnny Carson Show in 1981. This poem is something oh so pleasant, and I recommend it.



I don't want to read too far into names, but there's something to be said for the different spellings of Bo/Beau. "Bo" is a lighthearted reference to the singer Bo Diddley, related by sound to Michelle's father Diddley. But to those who might not know that, "Bo" sure does resemble President Obama's initials.

Jimmy named his pup Beau, and he was Jimmy's furry dandy, his escort with a tennis ball. It comes from the Latin bellus, -a, -um, meaning handsome, beautiful. I consider this a very good and generous name for a dog, with no tinge of selfishness or pretension in it either real or perceived.

But we already knew Jimmy was good at choosing names for his animals friends, even when he was on film. Just watch him deliver this back alley monologue as Elwood P. Dowd in 'Harvey.' It's even more pleasant than the poem clip. Or so I think.