The office fridge: the insulated tomb where unwanted leftovers go to die. It's the testament to many a well-meaning office worker whose best laid plans to save money and brown bag their lunch have sadly gone awry. After reading the sad tale of this San Jose office, I have realized that my greatest fears for my own office fridge could become reality. Have we been wasting our time fretting over threats like swine flu, when an even greater danger looms down the hall in our office kitchen? Perhaps today is the day to be "enterprising" and eliminate the threat. More likely, my coworkers and I will open the fridge door, shake our heads in disgust, and then self-righteously declare: "Why don't people just throw their junk away?"